I swished the orange/yellow liquid around in my glass and leaned in to experience the aroma of the sun ripened fruit that can only be grown "nestled in the heart of British Columbia," It is known that in "Canada .. a lush green valley of orchards [that are] renowned for sun ripened fruit. It's called the Okanagan and it's been .. home since 1946. At Sun-Rype, [they] believe that only the best ingredients make the best tasting products. With one taste [they] think you'll agree."...I would not. As the vile acidic liquid plummeted to the depths of my stomach my breakfast was arising. The bolus that I produced even made itself cringe. Imagine the most wretched secretion that has crossed your lips, Sun-Rype's Mango Tangerine doesn't compare. This hellish fluid is so gruesome not even lucifer himself would engorge it. Sun-Rype's blend of juices and puree is said to be from concentrate consisting of natural flavour, citric acid and vitamin c, but how could any vitamin survive through the venomous attack of acidity.
Bibliography: Sun-Rype mango tangerine container, size - 1.36L
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